Vitally Important is an autonomous seeker of essential truths and fictions
intended to elicit the following:
If you'd like to comment on anything you feel is of vital importance to you, the world, or an imaginary friend, please send us a posting here. You might well find yourself on display in our exhibition hall.
Enlighten the reader to some heretofore-unexamined fact or phenomena.
Lift the spirit, whether through practical knowledge, invention, humor, pathos, or poetics.
Stir something in the abdomen that tingles, but does not burn.
Come packaged in a pleasing envelope or container, with no grievous misspellings or grammatical oversights.
Not put you to sleep before your standard bedtime.